Online gaming can be intimidating, but
fear not, there are people way crappier
than you out there.
It seems that
playing Tetris is way more interesting at 20,000 feet.
Some extremely sage,
if somewhat impractical, advice for dads-to-be.
In the future (according to the game Metroid)
even gravedigging can be hazardous to your health.
What would you mess with if you had the power to control the world?
Word to the wise:
be careful with that Gameboy Micro, who knows where it's been.